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A pair of two-tone socks with dog illustrations and text

Primitives By Kathy

Primitives By Kathy "OMG I Forgot To Have Kids" dog socks

SKU CH-8FVM-F5475

A pair of two-tone cotton-blend socks printed with an "OMG I Forgot To Have Kids" sentiment and dog illustrations, one size fits most and machine-washable

  • Product typeClothing
  • Humorous "OMG I Forgot To Have Kids" sentiment sparks conversation
  • Dog illustrations by Dog Is Good add playful charm
  • Cotton, nylon and spandex blend stretches for comfortable fit
  • Machine-washable fabric keeps socks fresh with easy care

Funny dog-themed socks

A pair of two-tone socks carries the printed sentiment "OMG I Forgot To Have Kids" alongside dog illustrations. The cotton, nylon and spandex blend offers stretch and comfort. One size fits most adults. Machine-washable construction makes care simple.

Gift for child-free dog lovers

Ideal for anyone who wants light-hearted apparel that celebrates a dog-centric lifestyle. Not suited for buyers who need specialised performance fabrics or compression support. Those looking for formal dress socks or specific shoe-size grading should consider other options.

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Price $11.99
Cheaper than about 60% of the 4,249 comparable items (median $12.99).

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Brand namePrimitives by Kathy
Product typeClothing

Questions about this item

How does the "one size fits most" sizing actually fit different foot sizes?

The cotton, nylon and spandex blend stretches to accommodate a wide range of adult foot sizes while the ribbed cuff helps keep the socks in place.

What does the cotton, nylon and spandex blend mean for everyday wear and washing?

The mix gives a soft, breathable feel with enough elasticity to hold shape, and the socks are machine-washable for easy care.

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