Hammermill 105500 A4 Copy Paper 500 Sheets 75 gsm 92 Bright
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A 500-sheet, 2-ply recycled paper roll printed with a novelty birthday design and supplied in a gift box
This Printex 271067 roll is a novelty toilet paper designed as a birthday gag gift. It arrives in a gift box and the entire roll is printed with a humorous "Holy Poop You're Old" design using soy-based ink. The product targets pranksters looking for a funny surprise for friends, family or coworkers celebrating a birthday.
The roll contains 500 sheets of 2-ply paper made with 25% recycled fibre. This specification defines the physical amount of paper provided and its construction. The brown coloured sheets are described as ultra soft yet strong and sturdy for actual use beyond the joke.
The roll comes pre-packaged in a birthday gift box so no wrapping or preparation is required. Buyers simply hand it over or place it in a bathroom for the reveal. The soy ink is rub-resistant to prevent smudging during handling. This item is not for buyers who need standard unprinted toilet paper for everyday household supply.
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| Product | |
|---|---|
| Brand name | Printex |
| Model name | 271067 |
| Product type | Paper |
| Product color | Brown |
| Size & build | |
| Surface finish | Paper |
| In the box | |
| Pack quantity | 1 each |
The roll provides 500 printed sheets on a full-size 2-ply roll, so it lasts through a typical party or bathroom stint without needing a quick replacement.
The 2-ply design with 25% recycled fibre gives a sturdy yet ultra-soft sheet that holds up during use while feeling gentle.
It is a standard full-size toilet roll, so it fits any regular spindle or freestanding holder and the gift box stores flat until you are ready to display it.
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